the act of texting people while you are pooping
ex. (talking to a friend on fbook chat)

person 1: hey man whats going on tonight
person 2: i gotta go to the bathroom il poopt you

or

person 1: whatsup man what are you doing?
person 2: poopting you
by mr.poopter January 26, 2011
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Entering into the next level of tiredness, where ones knees buckle and breath slows to a heavy pant.

Also an acronym for; Passed Out On Public Transportation.
Look at that slag hunched over, he's either inspecting his tea bag or just absolutely poopt.
by Bill Dickler May 28, 2010
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An expression of annoyance due to a job not being available.
He was poopt that there wasn't a job there for him.
by Harold Chadsworth April 16, 2004
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"I just poopt, and it was something special."

"I heard she poopt immediately after."
by Tim Daddy July 28, 2013
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